PICNIC REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED COLD
It’s that frosty time of year again when we dust off the old picnic basket and get prepping for the most delicious winter sport out there. We know you still harbor grudges from last year, but this is your chance to get your sweet vengeance against those other inferior teams and prove to Dad once and for all you’ve made something of your life.

This years teams and awards were

Goy Ferrari’s GastroDome 1st Place

Clown Cult 2nd Place

Brides of March Bachelorette Party 3rd Place

M&MLM 4th Place Vic Pic Best Drink, 1st Runner Up

Sssqueeze Games Best Pens

Send Noods Best Unsolicited Solicitations

Golf of America Biggest Balls

Unicorn Death Match Horniest Team

Small Clams Court Judgiest Bitch Award

Normal Human Picnic Most Humanoid

JetBlue Up Most please remain seated while the seat belt light is illuminated

Baja Blast Off Most Space Casiest

Decongestion Pricing Zone

Wonkiest Team Award

! Gotta Piñata ! Would Smash Award